Thread:Hsidun6404/@comment-34873330-20180604185622/@comment-30599636-20180604225509

it's an inside joke that i have with my friends. we're not actually married, nor do we have any kind of sexual relations. i mean come on, it's a f***ing dog.

so we thought it would be funny since, because i have my own country now, to marry my dog, since it had been an inside joke for so many years. i would never marry a dog because that's just not right, but i would do it for a joke, and i did.