Thread:Arbint00/@comment-30599636-20180613221749

Mr. President,

The MicroWiki admin Deutschlandkaiser has deleted the pages Hayden I and Cocoa, Queen consort because he believes I have committed bestiality, which is false.

The Queen consort of Paxia is my dog, Cocoa. I "married" her to contribute to an ongoing inside joke that I have had with my friends for years. My dog is the closest thing to a Queen consort that I would be willing to give the title to, given that the rest of my citizens are family members and close friends. It is not out of bestiality or love, but rather as an inside joke with my friends, and that I believe that any micronation should have a consort (not as a symbol of love, but in Paxia, it completes the monarchy and compliments the King).

In the State of California, where the Kingdom of Paxia is located, bestiality is illegal. I have never slept with my dog, nor do I ever intend to sleep with her or have any sexual relations with her, because come on. It's a dog. Besides, there is already someone that I have feelings for in my life (not my dog).

I hope you believe that I have committed no crime, and I also hope that you can convince Deutschlandkaiser of the same. Thank you.

Sincerely yours,

HM King Hayden I

Kingdom of Paxia 