Thread:Commonwealth/@comment-5344201-20120806052033/@comment-5344201-20120814234259

Velmaunt- "Hello class, please welcome more uneducated and rotten students."

Uneducated juvenile delinquents- "Hello."

Velmaunt- "Alright class, today's lesson will be about manners. I don't know exactly why any teacher would teach a LESSON about such a topic, but as you are all highly barbaric, I see nothing else to discuss! "

New guy- "I am such an idiot."

Other new guy- *nods* "We should have listened to our parents."

Velmaunt- "First of all, conversational manners. If someone wants to stop talking about something, and they ask nicely, what would be the most logical and polite thing to do?"

New guy- "Act idiotic?"

Velmaunt- "No."

Other new guy- "Preach about the awesomeness of virginity?"

Velmaunt- "What?"

Other guy- "Nothing."

Velmaunt- "Kid I heard you say something highly irrelevant and to some people, offensive. How stupid do you think I am?"

Other new guy- *admittedly* "Very?"

Velmaunt- "You are highly mistaken. Both of you into the "No-No Hole"."

New guy and other new guy- *teary-eyed* "But, professor, please! We can change!  We promise to better, more sophisticated and civilized children, please don't make us go in the hole!"

Velmaunt- "Let me think, NO!"

New guy and other new guy- *whimpering as they enter hole* "I hate my life!"