Board Thread:Micronations/@comment-24958063-20150113215627/@comment-25866192-20150113235714

Salutations, kind comrades of the F.U.S.R.,

I and my fellow countrymen take great offense from your remarks. Whatever point you are trying to make, you clearly do not present it well, because the clarity of your argument is questionable, as I cannot understand what grievances you have with my humble nation.

And let me clarify. I and my fellow government officials do most certainly understand the ideologies we are promoting, as you say, and if it seems we don't that is actually deliberate. That may not make sense, but you have to understand the F.A.R.T. is a real nation, but there is much deliberate irony and intended puns related to it, which should not detract from the legitimacy of my nation, although I understand how that may be confusing. We in fact try to simultaneously espouse multiple philosophies that may seem contradictory, and, like I was just saying, that is deliberate. If you, as a socialist, take offense to my form of government, don't worry; more than anything, we are totalitarians, not communists.

That being said, I've previously read your article and have been wanting to mention to you that it needs to be heavily edited, as all the italics should be removed and the article should be rewritten, or else it runs the risk of appears a silly fantasy nation, which it very well may be, for all I know. I am telling you that for your own good.

I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had,

Supreme Dictator and Exalted Overlord Vladimir Valentinovich Veselovsky