Thread:Commonwealth/@comment-5344201-20120806052033/@comment-5344201-20120808031923

I don't have time to wait for little kids to fail at trying to insult me. How many wishes of yours have never come true? Did the tooth fairy ever bother to visit? How many pounds of coal have you collected from Santa? And when are you gonna let the leprechaun out of the baby bottle you drank from? C'mon kiddo, you got things to do, and people don't stay young forever!