Thread:Deutschlandkaiser/@comment-32041688-20180628184510

King Hayden I gave me this speech for you.

I want you, the members of the LoMN, to know that these accusations and statements of other micronational leaders are absolutely ridiculous. As for Deutschlandkaiser, admins should never be biased against one person in a community where all of these leaders should be viewed as one, tied together by diplomacy and friendship.

I’m no longer saying any of these words to defend myself. I’m saying these words because I’m only human, and I only want the trust of those whom I consider to be my friends back. I didn’t do anything wrong, but to those who are convinced that I did, I truly do apologize. MicroWiki was the one place where I thought I could fit in and enjoy the virtual company of other people who were interested in the same things I were. I would never do anything to damage that for myself or for anyone else, and it saddens me that people think I’m Paul Simon. I despise him. I hate what he does to MicroWiki. I would never do what he does, and I hate that people would think I’m him.

I will admit that I created sockpuppet accounts for the purpose of denouncing Deutschlandkaiser. He did something that made me very angry, so I called him out on it. But I didn’t vandalize anything. I’m not Paul Simon. As for the bestiality accusations, I never slept with my dog. I would never hurt a dog, much less sleep with one. It is beyond me to even think of doing such a crime, especially to something as helpless as a dog.

I ask you, members of the LoMN, to reconsider your position about me. I did nothing wrong. I committed no crimes. And I especially never violated any LoMN or MicroWiki policies. I ask Deutschlandkaiser to run an IP check on Paul Simon, and compare his IP to mine. He has presented no evidence as to why I might be Paul Simon, so I see no reason why any of you should believe him. At least run an IP check for some proof.

Thank you for your time. 