Thread:Austenasia/@comment-5043865-20120718222838

Do not 'shoot the messenger' as it were, but I bring important news from the (currently blocked) Great King of Domus.

By Imperial and Royal Decree:

Jonathan of Austenasia, after many acts of aggression against the mighty King Harry I, you have brought war on yourself and your land.

This war shall be fought in pitched battle at a location of your choice - it shall be done at an appointed time made by yourself, and with non-lethal or harmful weapons (we shall bite our tongues).

When the Great Kingdom prevails, and the people of Austenasia cry out for a true leader, unlike the false, cowardly and selfish Emperor Declan I and Crown Prince Jonathan, when this time comes your lordship over your lands will be seized by a rightful and true Emperor - the Great King of Domus. We shall spare the people of Austenasia, if they remain loyal to Harry I, but rebellions in Wrythe shall be quelled and your Barbies will be executed in the Gladitorial Arena in the Domusian capital.

You and your false Emperor on the other hand, will face an exile and banishment to the Crown Hold of Rockall, where you will mine limestone for use in the Domusian trade industry and where your line will be forgotten and your people will long for you never to return.

All of this will not occur, if you swear fealty to me, and give up your evil rule over the poor and oppressed people of Austenasia.

In the meantime, I, the Great King of Domus, shall take the title; Emperor of Austenasia, by right of conquest - long has it been the way since Tulk'àn the Warrior and the founding and discovery of our doctrine.

You have three days to reply.

Until we meet in battle,

Aśdårla false-lord. 