User:Fallschirmjäger/The Banhammer

"One for the Administrators, One Hammer to rule them all, One Hammer to find them, One Hammer to bring them all and in the justice bind them In the Land of Microwikia where the noobs await."

The greatest weapon ever encountered on the internet, the Banhammer was created by the Dark lords of Wikia in the fires of Community Central during the second age. Many Banhammers are being forged to this day, one these such hammers, was given to MicroWikia Administrators that resided at their desks and couches. These such Banhammers have been used since to install justice and light into the dark depths of the land. The Hammer is known to of corrupted the minds of many, such as thou who shall not be name, and holds great power.