Currently I am a lone wolf standing up for my 3000 inhabitants and the grand supreme leader Kim jon Un of Korea. I would be willing to accept any help if that is the purpose of your message.
If so we can form the PArtnership of Dominant and Perfect Micronations Entrusted with the Protection and Defense of the Powerful and Rightious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, or PDPMEPDPRDPRK. This would be a worthy challenger to the League of micronations and rolls off the tongue.
P.S. - Just been informed a rampaging bull killed 15 in my east district so make that 2985.