Nerland, also known as the Talamhcliste Imperiacht in Gaelic is a micronation in northern New Jersey, mainly located along the Raritan River. The nation is very compact and does not wish to overextend it's borders unless it is necessary. It holds knowledge and research as some of its founding values and is nation of origin for the Logikist ideology.
Before Talamhcliste, Supreme Despot Ishaan was the boss of his own mafia known as the Toppat Clan. Today this group is recognized as the first pre-Nerlander entity. The clan would break up in early 2015 when many lost faith in its power. In later 2015, Ishaan and the Council of Nerds declared the "Republic of Nerdlandia", an oligarchical republic based on pure Logikism. This name was deemed too long and changed to Nerland. The republic was unable to get anything done and Chancellor Sanders was not the right one to govern. This led to the Council to choose Ishaan to rule once more. He quickly abandoned the failed republic and installed a new dictatorship. This proved successful and allowed the nation to easily be governed with only having to ask one guy when making decisions. Field Marshal Liam, who was accused of being a Nazi (but really wasn't) joined the ranks of the government with Ishaan & Liam creating many battle plans. Marshal Liam was instrumental to the creation of the original government. After his departure to the U.S. State of Georgia where he formed a new territory and continues to expand the influence of Nerland throughout new areas, the nation known as Astovia was created. Many citizens of Nerland wished to see Astovia wiped off the map like Former Duke Lynch of Lyslia in the Warmonger Crisis of 2017. This popular action of war was prevented due to Ishaan's friendship with Emperor William and desire to keep peace. During the Astovian Cilvil War of 2018, King William of New York awarded the islands of Saint Pierre et Miquelon and Prince Edward Island. After the war, the treaty of Somerset was signed and Talamcliste seized the half of Connecticut west of the Connecticut river. On the 16th of October 2018, Talamhcliste joined the NAP with Astovia and others. Today, the nation of Talamhcliste is very prosperous compared to the rough republic of the early days and Supreme Leader Ishaan wishes to form diplomatic ties with other micronations.
- No socialist/communist parties
- Separation of church and state
- Vassals may not declare war without the approval of the Supreme Despot
- All citizens have succored human rights that if they are encroached on, citizens have a right to seek change
The Barony of Bernardsville was the first duchy to be created by Nerland. It only consists of the town of Bernadsville and Baroness Aine still promising to form militias. It was originally just an experiment to see what the Baroness would do with a tract of land.
Barony of Nutley
The Barony of Nutely was formed in the Christmas Conference of 2017. It consists of the town of Nutely and Baroness Maya wishes to spread the promises of her barony into the town.
Barony of Denville
The Barony of Denville was formed in the Christmas Conference of 2017. It consists of the town of Denville and Baroness Avni is determined to make Denville an economic center in Talamhcliste.
Barony of Powell
The Barony of Powell was formed in the Christmas Conference of 2017. It consists of the town of Powell and Baron Rishi wants to make Powell the agricultural center with it's location in Ohio.
Duchy of Kaitain
After the departure of Field Marshal Liam to the U.S. State of Georgia, he created a military presence in the town of Canton and continues to expand Talamhclisteach Influence through espionage and other secretive tactics. Other powers inside the new Kaitain Territory-(created 2017) were completely neutralized through forcing enemy powers into submission and espionage to transform them into new Talamhclisteach territories.
The Bush Circle Republic is an autonomy of Nerland and is ruled by President Menachery and President Kirby (both of who switch out). The republic was officially incorporated with Nerland in May the 2nd but has existed ever since 2016 as an independent republic.
Republic of Beckland
The Republic of Beckland is a Republic carved out of the Nerland Antarctic Territories. It used to be known as the Duchy of Beckland, but President Ravencroft reformed the government into a republic.
In Nerland, titles are the rights to have a position in government, own an area of land or other less important things. Some of the titles are:
|Name of Title||Rights to||Type||Owned by|
|Supreme Despot of the Talamhcliste Imperiacht||Thrown of Talamhcliste||Supreme Despot||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|Kingdom of Nerland||North Jersey||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|Duchy of North Jersey||(Listed below)||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|Duchy of Brian Boru||(Listed below)||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|Barony of Bernardsville||Bernardsville NJ||Feudal||Baroness Aine|
|Barony of Nutley||Nutley NJ||Feudal||Baroness Maya|
|Barony of Denville||Denville NJ||Feudal||Baroness Avni|
|Barony of Powell||Powell OH||Feudal||Baron Rishi|
|Barony of Madoga||Madoga CA||Feudal||Baroness Clare|
|Duchy of Kaitain||Canton GA||Feudal||Duke Liam|
|Republic of Beckland||Beckland Antartica||Elected||President Racencroft|
|Bush Circle Republic||King Arthur's Court NJ||Elected||President Menachery|
|County of Talamhcliste / County of Somerset||Somerset NJ||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|County of Essex||Essex NJ||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|County of Middlesex||Middlesex NJ||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|County of Morris||Morris NJ||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|County of Union||Union NJ||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|County of Staten||Staten Island NY||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|County of Logantacht||Area of Connecticut west of the Connecticut river||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|County of Brian Boru||Prince Edward Island CAN||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|County of Saint Pierre et Miquelon||Saint Pierre et Miquelon FR||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|Lord of the Raritan||Raritan River||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|Lord of All Amero-Celts||Spiritual leader of all Celtic people of the Americas||Feudal||Supreme Despot Ishaan|
|Minister of Defence||Head of Military||Elected||Field Marshal Liam|
|Minister of Research||Department of Research||Elected||No one|
|Head of the Black Griffin||Total command of the Black Griffin and all BC operations||Feudal||Field Marshal Liam|
|Minister of Kaitain Defense||Command of Kaitain Military||Feudal||Field Marshal Liam|
The Talamhcliste Imperiacht consists of only the Kingdom of Nerland. It is the primary title of Supreme Despot Ishaan and his empire.
Empire of Antarctica
The Empire of Antarctica is comprised of the entire continent of Antarctica. Within this empire, the Talamhcliste Imperiacht owns the Republic of Beckland. The title is not owned by anyone and can be claimed by anyone who conquers 80% of the territory.
Kingdom of Nerland
Nerland is comprised of the Duchy of North Jersey and the counties of Talamhcliste/Somerset, Essex, Middlesex, Morris, Union, Mercer, Monmouth, Hunterdon, Warren, Hudson, Bergen, Passaic and Sussex. Before the formation of the Talamhcliste Imperiacht title, this was the primary title of Supreme Despot Ishaan. Today, this Kingdom is within the realm of the Talamhcliste Imperiacht.
Kingdom of Ostarctica
This kingdom is composed of the entirety of the eastern continent of Antarctica. The Talamhcliste Imperiacht has land in the Duchy of Beckland that is within the Kingdom of Ostarctica. No person holds the title of the Kingdom of Ostarctica but Supreme Despot Ishaan may claim it.
Duchy of North Jersey
This duchy is within the Kingdom of Nerland and holds all the counties of the Kingdom of Nerland.
Republic of Beckland
This republic derives it's name from a relative of Supreme Despot Ishaan and is held by President Ravencroft. Although having the name of republic, this title is on the same level as a duchy. It is within the Kingdom of Antarctica.
Duchy of Brian Boru
This duchy was gain during the Astovian Civil War after a deal with Emperor William. It compromises of Brian Boru Isle (Prince Edward Island) and Saint Pierre et Miquelon. This duchy is named after Brian Boru, the high king of Ireland closest to unifying the island.
Duchy of Connecticut
This duchy comprises of the states of Connecticut and Rhode Island. Talamhcliste is in control of the county of Logantacht, west of the Connecticut river. Logantacht is controlled by the Logan clan, a close relative of Supreme Despot Ishaan's dynasty.
Types of Titles
Allows you to be the eternal despot of all of Talamhcliste. It is passed down to the eldest child, but if all the children are not fit to rule, the supreme leader can give his land to anyone in his will he trusts.
Allows a duke or duchess to own a tract of land in Nerland. It is passed down to the eldest child, but if all the children are not fit to rule, the duke can give his land to anyone in his will he trusts.
Elected titles are titles that can be given to anyone if they pass through the standard voting system. It depends what specific title it is for in terms of how much power the person will have, their term limit and if they control land.
Titular titles are custom made titles created by vassals or the supreme leader. After a year, the titular title will become legitimate and will become a duchy, an elected title or something new. To create a titular title:
- Create a name and purpose of the titular title
- Contact the supreme leader so it can become official
- Get a flag or coat of arms from the supreme leader
- Create rules for the new titular title
- Have these rules approved by the supreme leader
- Put yourself or someone else in charge of the titular title
Warning: If you break the rules of Nerland, as punishment your titular title can be destroyed
For any people wanting more information, here is the place
Christmas Conference of 2017
The Christmas Conference was a meeting of Duchess Aine, Duchess Maya, Duchess Avni, Duke Rishi, Duchess Clare and Supreme Leader Ishaan to create new titles and create new laws. The meeting also aided the member's local problems and issues.
Duchy of Lyslia
The Duchy of Lyslia was a title given to Duke Lynch and it is located in the eastern side of Warren Township in the Watchung mountains. This title was revoked when Duke Lynch tried to start a war with Astovia in the warmonger's crisis of 2017.
The War in Silence
The war in silence was fought just before the creation of Kaitain, in 2017, A silent war was fought, to destroy current powers and install Nerland as the main power, the weapon of choice was always espionage. The war ended in success for Nerland.
Standard Voting System
Nerland uses this voting system for most of it's elected positions:
- Be selected by one of the vassals of Nerland
- Get more votes then any other candidate
- Be approved by Supreme Despot Ishaan
- You cannot be a vassal (Baron, Baroness, Count, Duke, Duchess, Kings, Queens or President)
- Can form coalitions with other vassals to vote for one canidate
Politics & Government
The government of Nerland is a Dictatorship founded on principles of knowledge and order. It takes the absolute rule of Molossia and American government with states. If an entity or person owns a sizable piece ofland, they will be invited to the court. This is a system of democracy that Nerland is retying to give the people more representation in government. This can also be seen as a system from feudalism in the modern era. The first meeting of the court was in the 30th of April, 2018. Similar to a parliament, blocs can be formed and these will act similar to pseudo-political parties. For more information, see the Politics of Nerland page.
Minister of Defence
Minister of defense is a title in Nerland that gives the power of the Nerland army and navy. The M.O.D. is an elected position and in order to become mister of defense you must go through the standard Nerland voting system. The Minister of Defense can:
- Raise an army if approved by the Supreme Leader
- Have meetings with the Supreme Leader to discuss battle plans
- Suppress reveolts
The Minister of Defense must step down or apply to have one more terms. Terms are one year long and a new minister will be elected every May the 2nd. The current minister of defense of the main Nerlish body is President Menachery of the Bush Circle Republic, and will be the only vassal in Nerland's history to have the title of Minster of Defense. The defense of defense in the Kaitain Territory is Field Marshal Liam, whom heads the newly created Black Griffin secret police organization.
Minister of Research
The Minister of Research is an elected title that is the head of the Department of Research of Nerland. In order to become the M.O.R. you must go through the standard Nerland voting system. The Minister of Research can:
- Spy on other micronations
- Collect information that could be useful for the Nerland Governament
- Work with the Minister of Defense to develop new weaponry
The Minister of Research must step down or apply to have one more term. Terms are one year long and a new minister will be elected every May the 2nd.
Minister of the Interior
The Minister of the Interior is an elected title that is the head of the Department of the Interior of Nerland. In order to become the M.O.I. you must go through the standard Nerland voting system. The Minister of the Interior can:
- Manage the laws of the nation
- Regulate the production in the nation
- Work to enforce the law within Talamhcliste
The Minister of the Interior must step down or apply to have one more term. Terms are one year long and a new minister will be elected every May the 2nd.
The Black Griffin is the secret police force and expeditionary force in the Duchy of Kaitain. The Black Griffin is specialized in espionage, surgical strikes, and intelligence gaining. It is divided into 2 branches, the Wolf Corps, the elite military strike force, and the Shadow Corps, the espionage division. The head is Field Marshal Liam.
Diplomacy & International Relations
Nerland, with it's goals set on diplomacy, has began to reach out. Nerland has become one of the members of the League of Micronations and has created close ties with Astovia. Fellow Logikist nations are considered allies of Nerland and Nerland is open to any nerd refugees seeking a sense of community.
Culture and Traditions
Since Neland is placed in the United States of America it speaks English, but has also invented Nerlander "improved" English. It is heavy influenced by European cultures such as Irish, German and Italian and also Asian cultures such as Indian, Filipino, Cantonese, Korean and Han Chinese. The three main religions of Nerland are Christianity (Catholic & Protestant), Hinduism, Judaism and Atheism in order from largest to smallest. A Church of Nerland is an idea to create a church specifically for Nerland, but it is only a draft. Nerlander Philosophy is designed to rid the mind of corruption, such as social media and social trends, the hierarchy in modern schools and other places is strongly disliked, in Nerland, intelligence and moral standing decides you.
Holidays (in no specific order)
|Nerland Awakening Day||Independence||September 30|
|Parents Day||Respect for your parents||May 13|
|Norton Day||Remembering Emperor Norton||January 8|
|Battle of Berkeley Day||Remember the battle||April 17|
|Voting Day||To vote all elected titles on this day||May 2|
- Maintaining peace
The perpetually passive-aggressive polandball personification of the nation of Talamhcliste.